Poker is really lame

OK I said it. I have tried it with friends, acquaintances, strangers. I tried a casino. I saw some absolute freaks at the Mirage.

Maybe it’s just the lighting, or maybe thats what happen when you just smoke butts and avoid sunlight – FOREVER.

At least they keep the chips nice and sanitized. A little flem with that raise?

I guess poker is cool if you own an offshore casino and gaming software company and spam 11 year olds. Then, I guess it kinda rocks!