Bank of America – F#@k You, Eat S*#t, Die...REPEAT!

I am a tad perurbed.

It seems Max will be broke in 14 months…

You see, he has a SAVINGS account at Bank of America.

Here is his first statement .

We have been trying to teach our kids a little bit about savings and budgeting. We have saving and investing accounts for them, but now that they are old enough to spend their own money, they are old enough to manage it. We agreed on $80/month allowance for some household chores and than at the end of they year, we would double whatever was left in their savings account.

I went with Rachel and Max to Bank of America because it was walking distance to our home. I specifically defined what the kid’s accounts would be used for. Instead I was signed up for the ‘sheister account’. My kids are getting charged as if they were borrowing money from the bank, not giving it to them to lend out.

There is NO EASIER business to run than a bank. Technology has only made it drop dead simple and scalable. If you run a bank into the ground, you should be hauled off to a dark hole. In America, you get a bonus with taxpayer money within three months.

I guarantee two things:

1. I am pissing in the wind

2. The young lady who helped open my accounts and steal from me, will piss in her pants a little Monday (if it’s not another bank holiday) when she sees me.

PS – Once again, you should not be able to use the name AMERICA in your company’s name if you are a criminal organization

PSS – Apple must open a bank