The Bull Market for Glenn Beck

I am on hold waiting to pay top dollar to have Glenn Beck deliver me gold to my house.

I am concerned that as he pulls my truck of gold up to my house that he tweets it on foursquare and my uninsured gold is taken from me at gunpoint from foursquare stalker burglars.

Glenn Beck is all about the money which is why it makes everything else he does so easy to ignore. He’s as big a lie as this country has right now outside the FED, and Goldman and those bull markets have no end in sight either.

I will not buy his gold, but would buy some commemorative plates.

I would also pay to have him DJ my daughter Rache’s Bat Mitzvah and sing the hora for 2 hours.

Disclosure – Cynical.