A Day in the Life of a Homebuilder CEO

This just came to me via a trusted source…deepthroat:

Morning – Fire people

10-4 – Talk to Analysts – answer same questions you did yesterday and day before.

4-5 – Fire a few more people, check closing stock price. Drink heavily. Imitation Vodka now.

5- midnight – Rework spreadsheets under new new new worst case scenarrio.

That is why when things go bad, they spiral out of control. No one is looking ahead. Damage control. The private equity guys are circling. This cycle ended fast. Quite efficient really.