Define ‘Tool’?

I just got called a ‘Tool’ today, but not just a regular tool…a ‘Fucking’ tool.

No…not Rachel, Ellen, Max, Leslie, Chris, Phil, Ben, David, Mom, my lawyer, Stocktwits Investors…

This guy. Says he runs a hedge fund. I assume his dogs run the money if he has one. For about an hour, he ran a site into the ground called Stock.ly that was at least for a moment, a knockoff of Stocktwits, so he claimed. I guess we will never know why it was better. I know HE thinks it was better because he sent his pitch to my investors telling them so. Class act. A guy you should run to do business with.

I dish out a lot of shit so I have to take it too though. We fight our battles and Warren Buffett raises our taxes…serenity now.

Here is his website. I think you can trust people that have wood paneling on their website. I am helping him out here because he is screaming at me all the time about how bad we are and great he is. You decide.

Back to work.