Define #Winning?... and Losing is the New Winning!

I know losing.

I feel like a winner.

But, I have no idea what #winning means anymore.

Did we win in Iraq?

Should Charlie Sheen really own the #winning hashtag on Twitter?

Lenny Dykstra is throwing around the word winning (must watch). This fucker is LOST. If Lenny is winning, I like losing.

If I look up ‘winning’ in Wikipedia, I get the Paul Newman movie. He seems like a winner.

I think there should be awards and prizes associated with winning. There should be some pride in #winning. Losing is supposed to be part of the growth process. Nobody loses anymore. We are all absolutely right, all of the time. I must suck some serious ass because I lose all the time.

Are you #winning?