Eastern Conference hoops just plain sucks!

I hate the Spurs, but otherwise, the West is cool.

Watching a 73-72 game between the Pistons and the Cavaliers is like watching a boring game of cricket. Nobody scores (like me at summer camp)!

It’s just sweaty guys leaning on each other. I get enough of that at the sauna in my health club!

Eastern conference should just play 3 on 3 or first team to 10.