A Friendly Note to the King of Bears...Bill Fleckenstein...You know Squat

You truly are a putz!

Trader Mike linked me to another moronic piece by this perma bear. Bill is smart. I mean he’s always writing for someone (lately though the awful MSN Money). He gets invited to high profile cocktail parties for sure (with his great hair) and he seems like a pro at missing bull runs.

First of all, if you are a bear and even have CNBC on in the background (which he does), there is something so wrong with you, that medicine would not help. That’s called self inflicted torture. Bill…You are a lunatic.

Than, if you feed your insanity, with trips to New Jersey to voice your whining into the cable network that you hate so much, you are a complete fool. In my books you ae also an ass. CNBC is noise. Your contribution in ANY way, is not for the greater good.

In this new missive, Bill whines about Dow 14,000, much like he whined about Dow 12,000. It’s painful.

Of course he will be correct. There is crazy lax rules, silliness in China, global war risks, global warming, global cooling, farts are melting the ozone, polar bears are in Florida, too many Crox lovers, Y2K problems, SARS….

They will matter one day, OR MAYBE, Al Gore is wrong, The Flat World is a Good Thing, Lou Dobbs is on Crack, we elect a leader that focuses on friendship and allies, the Iran nutjob has a heart attack and dies. Things cool in Israel, and China just keeps cooking because it solves global pollution issues.

Who the f#@ck knows.

Definitely not BILL!