India...Land of Virtual Assistant and No Spell Check

This just cracked me up. A friend of mine seeking my updated addresses had his virtual assistant ping me.

Too bad, they can’t spell Virtual, the business they are actually in.

Good Morning Howard!

This is Shob****. I’m E***** M**** Vitual Assistant.

Could you please take a moment to send me your preferred contact information, including phone, email, IM, web and physical addresses?

Kindly send me those at your earliest convenience.

Regards,Shob****