Lawyers on Wallstrip

My friend and addicted golfer Lawrence Sucharow ,an Investor Advocacy lawyer, sat down wih Lindsay to talk trust, boards, options scandals, little dolls, Bloomberg and the Paulson report. I had so many questions to ask Lawrence, but we are strict about our time limit. He will be back. His opinion on the ‘Paulson ‘ report is something I will delve into deeper in the next few weeks.

More importanty, it gives us all a chance to chime in with our favorite lawyer jokes. I have started with a few, please add your favorite.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in 50,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why does the American Bar Association prohibit sex between attorneys and their clients?To prevent the client for being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.

Why do they bury lawyers 27 feet under?‘Cuz deep, deep down, they’re good people!

It’s Friday everybody go crank call a lawyer, just not Lawrence :) (or Jay).