I like Taser – I reallly like Taser

Putting aside all the bogus financial crap and the fact that management is promotional and cheesy, come on! This is the greatest invention in law enforcement ever. Nobody wants to be tasered and pee in their pants!!!

If the gun lobbyists did not own the government, we would all own Taser’s. I would love to Taser a few hundred of my closest friends, not just my enemies.

By the way, if Taser catches fire, I think it will and I own a little, I also think that adult diapers will take off and heart companies.

Long Taser, Adult Diapers and Heart stocks. Other Taser beneficiaries would be much appreciated in the comments or email. the best one gets a free round of golf at any course on golfnow.com.