Mayo Clinic...'You May Feel a Little Pressure'

So I treated myself to an ‘executive’ physical this afternoon for my 42nd birthday. Here’s the deal… when a guy slaps on a rubber glove to touch your prostate without much warning, there is no such thing as an ‘executive’.

Should have known it was coming when I saw this playing in the waiting room .

In hindsight, Dairy Queen would have been a better choice as a gift to myself. Man do I wish I was 10.