Microsoft – the Mourners (HA!) gather in the back of the funeral home.

This is an excerpt of the conversation at Microsoft’s wake:

Apple – in your face Microsoft – biiiiitch.

Google – Microwho?

Adobe – Softie!

Sony – Kaneeetchewah! – biiiitch.

It is decided! David Chapelle plays the nerdy kid. Anybody know how I can reach him for the movie?