A few Proctologist obeservations... (none of them good)

Most Jews go to Florida for the holidays. Maybe even Mexico.

I go to doctors for my annual, “Is this cancer” roundtable. I am an early detection fanatic (unless it is a stock :) )

When you go to as many doctors as me, you are bound to have some funny experiences.

Today, I met Dr. Pinky (I swear) – Urologist and Proctologist. He – was a SHE. There was much shrinkage in the room (I hope she has seen Seinfeld). Why a smart lady would want that job…..

Anyways – one squeeze and a probe and I was out of there with this post.