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Howard Lindzon
December 02, 2011

New job creation in these sectors: televised talent show competitions, Herman Cain mistresses, park occupiers, Mafia Wars consultants $$   Dec. 2 at 8:37 AM

There are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are jobs numbers. $$  Dec. 2 at 8:41 AM

Over the last 4 years, the civilian population has grown by 7.5 million, the labor force has grown by 38,000. $$  Dec. 2 at 10:08 AM

It easy to get the unemployment rate down when 600k people just give up on being a part of the workforce. $$  Dec. 2 at 8:37 AM

And in other news: another $CRM insider sale last night. 3 sure things in life: death, taxes, insider sales at $CRM Dec. 2 at 8:16 AM

50% of big winners give back 80% of their gains. $RIMM 2 to 148, now at 17. $NFLX 7 to 304, now at 66. There are tons of examples!  Dec. 2 at 12:12 PM

Only way for $RIMM co-CEOs and Board to make any money on their #stocks or #options is if they all resign immediately. #Blackberry  Dec. 2 at 9:44 AM

You may not be interested in the European financial crisis but the European financial crisis is interested in you. $$  Dec. 1 at 6:11 PM

90% of the move in the market since last Friday has come in the pre-market $$  Dec. 2 at 8:20 AM

A week of worsts now being followed by a week of bests. Best week for the S&P 500 since March 09. $$  Dec. 2 at 12:18 PM

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