Taking stock of MY DEEP THOUGHTS on Sunday Night – NO APPLE iPhone – PLEASE

1. I am not a bear. I am advising caution and coming off margin and have a few puts. It has been a huge market run. I have been a bear. I know the difference. I am leveraged to LIVING!

2. My body is caving in (could be the whole LEVERAGED to LIVING thing). My childhood fillings are cracking left and right. Constant mouth pain. My weight has severly shifted to my hips. I blame my family genes. I resemble a pear! My daughter is 9 this weekend. I just remember her being born. We looked at pictures as usual and I am truly rotting.

I asked my son on the way to the Suns game (another runaway victory), who is 7, if he wanted to work with me after college. He said I would be dead and he would likely start a business with his buddies Max D. and Matty B. Nice.

I can’t see the show desciptions on my flat screen TV. It is four feet from my bed. WTF! Trump’s hair looks good to me. If I was a horse, they would have shot me by now.

I just tweezered a GREY nosehair. Nature is cruel.

3. Tony Romo – Poor bastard Cowboy quarterback. He is seeing all-time highs and lows quite quickly in the NFL. Life can be cruel. Enjoy the good times. PLEASE.

4. Donald Trump needs to be medicated. Letterman handled him very well. It really pays to be shameless though.

5. There is NO WAY in hell that Apple launches an iPHONE. If they do, it is wrong. Blackberry won the war as a tool. I took my daughter to a Verizon store to shop for her first phone (weekends only). It took an hour to set this up, even though it was just an added line.

Too many customer service nightmares to make this Apple worthy.