The World is Upside Down...Seriously

Jet planes are crash landing in water with everybody surviving.

The Cardinals covered in the Superbowl. The Cardinals made the playoffs?

How is Nancy Pelosi not in an asylum? Why must I have to enter one to be rid of her?

Michael Phelps is apologizing???? for smoking POT. What asshole is taking pictures of him hitting a bong just to sell them. That scumbag person owes us all an apology and should be shipped off to Gaza.

I don’t truly know Tom Daschle, but I LOVE the fact that he forgot to pay $128,000 to this government. Maybe he would stick it to the people our government owes money too. I mean Tom loses his job but Ken ‘Asshat (coming soon)’ Lewis keeps his? Tom seems TOTALLY American to me. Buzzing his accountant tomorrow.

I hate the goddamn banking CEO’s as much as anybody but how do you get someone worth saving these shithole banks for $500,000. Only the three losers who got them into the mess will stay on for those peanuts.

Why is Obama not buying oil hand over fist right now with ridiculously overvalued US Dollars. we should be selling green to buy black. Endlessly. As I have been saying, store it all in France. Bury them in black fucking oil that we own.

Our education system is broken, but education stocks are the only ones rocking.

Why is CNBC still prgramming after our uber successful Stocktwits CNBC ban that helped the market climb.

Fying to Newark tomorrow and dusting off my life preserver. Cross your fingers…